“If dogs could speak, I believe the first thing they would say is “sausages”, and the second, “F*** you.”

“No state, upon its own mere motion, can lawfully get out of the Union. Plainly, the central idea of secession, is the essence of anarchy.”

“There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.”

“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.”

It’s been a while so here is a giant steaming pile of digged goodies:

This shirt comes highly and enthusiastically reviewed.

Facebook: Helping ppl avoid adult conversations since 2002

Should you forward that email?

Who needs CSI when you have stupid criminals?

wikka wikka wow

What tattoo locations reveal about you.

Life Lesson #5 – Fame

Like Dick Clark, this does not get old.

1+1=3.  Give it a minute.

A Capt Obvious sighting.

Moral of the story? F#$% it. If you find yourself in this situation, you probabvly don’t have a strong use for morals.

This can’t end well.

Here is a story of Chinese pedesrian rage. Gangsta.

Here is the totally badicle relationship portion of the digg:

Do girls know they are doing this?  I say yes.

How to get the girl.

How to seduce her.

I enjoy railing on Twitter more than on Nic Cage or Michael Bay.  But it’s one thing to try and explain how absurdly retarded it is and another to experience it.  It’s not that I’m a misanthrope, it’s that I have no faith in humanity.  Spend 10 minutes at TweetingTooHard.com, and you’ll feel the hatred washing over you like a cool summer breeze.

“Madness is confusion of levels of fact. . . . Madness is not seeing visions but confusing levels.”

I walked by this billboard for 6 weeks and I still have no idea what it’s an ad for. The suit’s xelophone bomb detector says ,”CLEAR,” even though the vest bomb has an actve count down.

“You sir, look like an idiot.”

This is a tale of forged wills, kidnappings, murder, secret love affairs, feng shui, $14 billion up for grabs, my uncle’s boss and fried chicken.

I’m not one to critically comment on fashion because I always dress like I’m about to paint a house, so I’ll just say that the HK fashion sense is curious. There is the niche couture for the chicks who hyper-accessorize that screams, “I’m disaffected and ironic!” (translation: Chinese girls have daddy issues too.) But for the most part I’ve noticed that people here like wearing stuff that has English words but have no idea what they mean or imply (think of the knuckleheads in America who get don’t realize their chinese character tatoos actually say, “I’m the biggest kind of d-bag”).

I haven’t been able to photo-document what I’ve seen, but I’ve passed a slew of moms in their mid-fourties walking with their kids dressed in shirts that say: BIG AIR, MINI SKIRT, SPORTS, NEVER TELL THE TRUTH, IM A TEASE.

Then there is my own mom who has been wearing the same t-shirt everyday for 2 weeks. At first I thought this was weird, but all we do is see my grandparents who do the same.  My grandfather has worn the same pair of pants and shirt for 6 months in a row (regardless of the weather- I wish I was exaggerating). I think what it comes down to is that most people just don’t give a crap. I started doing the same and it’s been nice.  I dress like I’m at home. If I come back when to HK when it’s cold I plan to go out in public in pajama pants.