Inspired by a buddy of mine I’ve been trying an experiment: only flush when you’ve just won the Super Bowl with the Browns. I think the purpose is to see if I save any money on water, I’m not quite sure. But you know how something like a familiar tune can suddenly trigger a gush of memories? At the end of the day when I stand over that Bud Light filled toilet, all I can think about is China. For all of the innumerable problems with it that I’ve tried my best to numerate, it may have been a toilet bowl of standing urine, but it was my toilet bowl…my toilet bowl.