“I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.”

“Science is simply common sense at its best that is, rigidly accurate in observation, merciless to fallacy in logic, and sometimes f*ckin awesome.”

“Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you.”

So when my boss suggested that I start floating resumes I suspected something was up.  A minute later when he said I was going to be unemployed after July, that’s when I became very suspicious.  The real clue will be when the security guard is sent over, even though I work from home.  This impending unemployment is like when you are given a few months to live.  But instead of coming up with a bucket list, I just want to take a nap.  The obvious question is, “What are you going to do?”  That’s the wrong question.  It should be, “What is a 32 year old with no career going to do?”  Take that nap. Doi.

Of the lessons a father can teach his son, these are the greatest.

Much slower than a speeding bullet.

Drama kitty

ARG!

Last day at Home Depot

Git’ner dun!

The stages of getting drunk

I went to get my oil changed at 8am, which is my bedtime, but it had been 9 months since my last lube check up. I got the dreaded, “Sir there is a problem that you need to see for yourself. ” Fantastic.  So I head on over to the dealership half-awake and plop down in the waiting room, known as purgatory on earth.  It was a nice enough room except that the tv was locked on The View.  Purgatory had become the 4th Circle of Hell.  After briefly listening to the Menopause Four all try to turn every conversation to self-promoting their respective Twitter feeds and then kissing Lil Wayne’s ass, who they clearly had no idea who he was, I had to escape.  It was as if my brain was water boarded with Vagisil.  After that emotional mugging I had a better time standing in the maintenance garage reading about various tire treads in a miasma of noxious auto fumes.  It turned out the “leak” I sprung was actually the last mechanic topping off my steering fluid and spilling the rest all over the engine.

“He who is conceived in a cage, yearns for the cage.”

“It’s the end of technology.”

NBA Playoffs- I’ve caught most of the games and I told myself I wouldn’t let the Rockets suck me back in. But during that domination of Portland last night I broke out the quadruple fist pump.

PS3- I played with one for the first time. Killzone 2 was gorgeous (controls too loose though), NBA2K9 looked like a real game and has real time sports scores if online, Street Fighter 4 was great (but you need the arcade controller or your thumbs are toast), but Little Big Planet may be the reason why I buy the over-sized Foreman Grill.

“Life imitating art imitating life.”