“No state, upon its own mere motion, can lawfully get out of the Union. Plainly, the central idea of secession, is the essence of anarchy.”

“There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.”

“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.”

It’s been a while so here is a giant steaming pile of digged goodies:

This shirt comes highly and enthusiastically reviewed.

Facebook: Helping ppl avoid adult conversations since 2002

Should you forward that email?

Who needs CSI when you have stupid criminals?

wikka wikka wow

What tattoo locations reveal about you.

Life Lesson #5 – Fame

Like Dick Clark, this does not get old.

1+1=3.  Give it a minute.

A Capt Obvious sighting.

Moral of the story? F#$% it. If you find yourself in this situation, you probabvly don’t have a strong use for morals.

This can’t end well.

Here is a story of Chinese pedesrian rage. Gangsta.

Here is the totally badicle relationship portion of the digg:

Do girls know they are doing this?  I say yes.

How to get the girl.

How to seduce her.

I enjoy railing on Twitter more than on Nic Cage or Michael Bay.  But it’s one thing to try and explain how absurdly retarded it is and another to experience it.  It’s not that I’m a misanthrope, it’s that I have no faith in humanity.  Spend 10 minutes at TweetingTooHard.com, and you’ll feel the hatred washing over you like a cool summer breeze.