America’s girlfriends propose a solution to our economic quagmire.

A brilliant reminder of what forever looks like.

I guessing the title is “I have 3000 copies of these in my closet.”

“What the hell is this?”

Cool mom? Or coolest mom?

The answer is “No, dear God please no.”

Queue up the Mission: Impossible:: Theme, I think I can take a crack at this.

Circle that Cat. Try not to spend 5 minutes on it.

What your facial hair says about you. Mine says, “I can’t wait til my balls drop.”

Where your money is going. Notables: $118 on reading, $457 on booze, $639 on housekeeping supplies- better be able to play Sudoku on that toilet paper.

This is a 12 story apartment building in China. It fell over.

Who knew the big money was in janitorial services? Curse my college degree and pride.

How has no one adopted Mr. Giggles yet?

I think I judged ballet too soon.