“it works all day and all night.”

update:
I had this conversation the other night.

Buddy: DOOD. I was in the kitchen and I heard this commercial-

Me: ACIPHEX. IT’S ACIPHEX!

Buddy: Yes! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!!11

So the unthinkable has happened. I’ve been languishing in unemployment for a few weeks now. My couch has that ass cheek mold you see on kiddie booster seats. Then last night my cable box dies. I just got off the phone with Time Warner and they confirmed it’s deader than the CW’s The Beautiful Life. So no tv. That’s like telling me that I have cancer and no tv. What am I supposed to do without tv? Go through my mail? Do my laundry? Look for a job? And now my internet is doing it’s best AOL impersonation. It’s times like this I am forced to a higher power- Xbox 360.