God I wish they were just myths. Here is the appeal of Twilight.

Please please please be real.

Must..have..pie charts.

House in 20 seconds.

The Soviet bear stirs.

Why men should write advice columns.

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

Ask a question, get an answer.

I wish I could sleep so well.

Why exactly were we shocked by our economic crisis?

Would you rather be punched in the testicles or call customer service?

Poignant backhanded feedback.

Star Wars status updates.

China Google!