A little dated, but here is Jimmy Kimmel crushing Jay Leno and then explaining himself after Leno went crying to Oprah.

How to suck at Facebook.

Crappy date?

Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?

Free Ride Bird

Super sperm not constrained by the space time moron continuum.

Jesus’s cat

The girlfriend sex tax.

You know it’s time to change your underpants when…