“The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable.  What he wants above everything else is safety.” -Henry Mencken

The power of makeup.

Girls drivers, not a stereotype.

How low are these prices?

I’m sure it was just an innocent typo.

“Guarantee your good name.”

“Die magical water snake!”

What your email address says about you.

Pictures caught at the right moment.

Ways to be cool.

What princesses can teach us.

Someone key this immediately.

The male angler fish is boned.

Don’t do drugs!

It’s the same old news.

The sad reality of Ronald McDonald.

I just flew back from Hong Kong sitting next to a pair of Chinese Septuagints. Not too bad. You may be thinking, “But wait. Didn’t you have to deal swamp gas breath and lung coughing hocking?” Well yes, but I also got to rip about two dozen farts over 14 hours with immunity and no one was the wiser.

I caught up on some movie watching as well.

Book of Eli: Taking a bratty teenager across an apocalyptic wasteland is always a bad idea; no matter how hot Mila Kunis is.

Sherlock Holmes: I dug Guy Ritchie’s frenetic take on the original World’s Greatest Detective. But RDJR made the movie.

Wolverine: Origins: Dumb and empty. Should’ve been called Hugh Jackman: Shirtless.

Star Trek: JJ Abrams creates the perfect remake. I’m dreading A-Team even more now.