I can’t believe I’m about to celebrate 5 years with this blog.  By celebrate I mean lots of beer and doritos and plowing through season 1 of Friday Night Lights again.  In that time this little blog has garnered, nay demanded critical accolades.  I decided to go with ‘accolades’ because it has a nicer ring than ‘faint praise’ or ‘global indifference.’  Because we are all lead by the nose by famous people, here’s what anybody who’s anybody had to say about attackoftheblog.

“For too long this website has been treated with a unified apathy. But the question remains: Can we as a people continue to disregard what amounts to crayon scribblings of a mad man?  I say, ‘YES WE CAN!  Yes, we can.’”
President Barack Obama

“I’m gay for this site.”
Kim Jong Il

“I can’t find the porn.”
Martha Stewart

“Attacking the blogosphere dot com is fun for the whole family.  When do I get my check?”
Nic Cage, star of The Wickerman

“Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. But the real issue is, ‘Kobe, how my ass taste?’”
Shaqtus Aurilius

“This website reminds me of my latest film.  It’s a subtle period piece set in Victorian England.  It opens with a fleet of Hummers with mounted 50 cals smashing into Buckingham Palace, while Her Majesty’s personal guard of sexy librarians fight off shock troops from the future.  Then Big Ben explodes.”
Michael Bay, director of The Island

“We cower as you point your fingers telling us to support our troops. You and the smarmy pundits in your pocket – those who bathe in the moisture of your soiled and blood-soaked underwear – can take that noise and shove it.  Also, I could use more school girl hentai anime coverage.”
Sean Penn

“This is not the blog that the interweb deserves, it’s the blog that it needs.  Not the blog that we think it needs, to deserve, because it’s time for the interweb to start deserving what it needs.”
Batman

“People, you need to be aware that at this moment there are over 9000 penises raping this website. And they are organized.”
Oprah Winfrey

“http://attackoftheblog.net has a calculated worth of $13.85 and a buy one sandwich get another of equal of lesser value free coupon at Chick-fil-a.”
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“The internet?  Networked websites that can be infiltrated by Cylons? Not on my frakkin ship!  SO SAY WE ALL!”
Adm. Bill Adama