04.30.2008
WEEKLY DIGG //
I very honest college ad. So honest it's trascendent.

Be gald that you aren't a younger brother.

Here is the simplest Mac vs PC argument.

These always seem to get along swimmingly until you find out that she has a boyfriend.

Here's a quick shot of cute.

Surprised that China picks profits over politics?

Greenpeace says humans aren't responsible for global warming.

All of those lucky bastards who work for Google and get that great free food. Google has a $72 million food budget/year.

Who is the last cyclon and what clues are being left in each epiosde?


04.29.2008
BREAKTHRU //
My dad has a very narrow and specific skill set. He can shoot in the 70's in golf and he can perform a dozen dental fillings in about 30 minutes. That's about it. He has trouble changing lightbulbs. He has trouble figuring out Wii games (mind you it was created for kids who forget to use the bathroom and old people who forget where they put their teeth). When he was playing Guitar Hero he asked me how to switch to watching tv when he was done. I picked up the remote and said, "Click this, then this. Let me go over that again. Click this, then this." He wanted to practice that before I left.

The problem is that he has been spoiled his entire life. He lived at home all through college where his mom took care of him. And he got married right after where my mom took care of him. He's never lived on his own before and can't do simple things like make soup. So I gave him a lecture and to his credit, after I gave him a GPS device he spent a day with it and finally figured it out. It was a proud moment.



04.23.2008
WEEKLY DIGG //
Look up "unnecessary" in the dictionary and you'll see this picture. Coincidentally it's also next to "d-bag mobile."

I just found the newest greatest name ever.

10 Scenes of Brutal Violence Guaranteed to Make You Laugh.

Swimming on horseback is so romantic for most people.

If Juno Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest.

The top 10 shirts to get arrested in.



04.22.2008
FREE AT LAST //
A while ago I had been taking a bowel cleanser that I'll call Montezuma's Revenge and a drug that has a bonus perk of constipation. They were like two heavy weights duking it out with the prize belt in the shape of my large intestine.

But once I stopped taking the cleanser it was like someone shut the water off, locked the door, and plugged me with a 3 lb block suppository of Imodium cut with rubber cement. I swear that sometimes I've pushed so hard I think I could see next week's winning lottery numbers.

I'm glad to say and I'm sure you're glad to hear that the drought has ended, and the porcelin lands once again flow with chocolate milk and um, chocolate honey. Some people boast about skid marks. Mine is more like a 747 fish-tailing on the runway with no landing gear. It's about committment.



04.16.2008
WEEKLY DIGG //
Let's see, no blog posts last week. I know there are a lot of people out there who are disappointed that I withheld by my blow by blow accounts of playing Guitar Hero at 6am or falling asleep in front of Scrubs re-runs. But I know something exciting is bound to happen this week. Which is why I'll probably stay in my apartment with the door locked and shades drawn.

The interwebs were so freaking dull this week. After filtering out everything about Obama or Hilary, there really wasn't much left.

6 formerly kickass creatures ruined by evolution. The fainting goats are spectacular.

This must've been a little rough coming out.

This shot is just insane.

Look at this proud momma. I'm not sure why she's proud though.

What's cuter: this kitty or the dog that looks like it's on cocaine?

Apparently vitamins may not just be useless, but possibly bad for you.

Feel free to drop a WTF or or two.



04.09.2008
WEEKLY DIGG //
You know you wish your high school picture was this classy.

Ah, they grow up so fast.

Greatest. Name. Evar.

Are you more alarmed by the listing, or that people took numbers?

This story is not just fascinating because of the content, but how matter of fact the author is.

The craziest thing Gary Busey ever snorted cocaine off of.

Something got lost in translation. Tact?

This girl is literally two faced.

When I lived in China a friend tried to convince me this was fog.

You suck at Photoshop 10: The conclusion.

He's a daily dose of cuteness: wabbit, twutle, doggie.

photogenic- adj: looking attractive in photographs

This new internet will be 10,000 times faster than the crap we have now.



04.07.2008
HOUSE HUNT //
When I was a kid I remember every Saturday having to look at houses with my parents. It kind of felt like touring very private little museums of people's lives. My parents never asked for my opinion, I think they brought me along because they didn't want to pay for a babysitter. Actually the only time I ever had a babysitter was when I was 4. This disgression reminds me of another story. Through elementary and middle school they would let me and my sister go Trick or Treating by ourselves. The only rule was come back before 11pm. I always dressed up as a kid with absentee parents.

Anyhow for the last month I've been house hunting myself. Every week I drive around with a realtor. It's strange imagining myself replacing the current owners house after house. As if I was living in alternate realities. What really strikes me as unsettling is this is probably the first real adult thing I'm doing outside of paying taxes and having difficulty taking a dump. I mean I still play with Legos, read comic books and the longest committment I've ever had was with my birds. I guess the first thing I'll do after buying is house is get a rocking chair so I can sit on my porch and yell at kids to get off my lawn.



04.01.2008
WEEKLY DIGG //
Video evidence supporting Hillary's Bosnian sniper claims.

Sometimes, science can be mean.

I love that this monkey looks both ways before riding his crotch rocket.

Google's April Fools Joke was okay. Cracked was better.

Bad things happen to stupid people.

Worried that you aren't dressing your little girls slutty enough? Toys-R-Us sells tramp stamps.

Bad golfer summons pond demon.

Oh Yeah!

A cautionary tale of trendy African adoption.

Here is a crazy Lost theory that some how makes sense.

Oh crap.

Sometimes regulation is a good thing. Here's the result of decades of Russian pollution.

Blogs are nearly useless. Is there really a need for Twitter?

Ads vs reality.

Arabs for dummies.

Man charged with having sex with a patio table.

An easier and free version of Photoshop offered online.