“He who is free is brave…or eaten.”

“If dogs could speak, I believe the first thing they would say is “sausages”, and the second, “F*** you.”

“Madness is confusion of levels of fact. . . . Madness is not seeing visions but confusing levels.”

I walked by this billboard for 6 weeks and I still have no idea what it’s an ad for. The suit’s xelophone bomb detector says ,”CLEAR,” even though the vest bomb has an actve count down.

“You sir, look like an idiot.”

This is a tale of forged wills, kidnappings, murder, secret love affairs, feng shui, $14 billion up for grabs, my uncle’s boss and fried chicken.

“I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.”

“He who is conceived in a cage, yearns for the cage.”

“It’s the end of technology.”

“Life imitating art imitating life.”

“So why don’t you come with me to 7-11 and get a Yoohoo while we discuss my novel?”