“A man can fail many times, but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.” ~ John Burroughs

In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don’t Give A Shit?

“‘If there’s a camel up a hill then it’s asbestos flaygon, you too you too!”
~ This guy

“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” -Mark Twain

“The love of glory, the fear of disgrace, the incentive to succeed, the desire to live in comfort, and the instinct to humiliate others are often the cause of that courage so renowned among men”  -François de la Rochefoucauld

Unlearn all that you have learned. Everything that you knew to be real is fake- tv, movies, the moon landing, H1N1, breasts.  The only thing that you can trust is that you will grow old and you will die…and you look utterly ridiculous singing in the car.

“Welcome to the 24 hour sh** cycle.”

“1-2-3-4 let’s have a t-shirt war.”

“It’s a brand new world.”

This was made by one dude and is 100% CGI. Why can’t Lost hire this guy to do their MS Paint sfx?