“1-2-3-4 let’s have a t-shirt war.”

“It’s a brand new world.”

This was made by one dude and is 100% CGI. Why can’t Lost hire this guy to do their MS Paint sfx?

Please please redeem the part of my childhood that Michael Bay shat on.

Two pieces of anecdotal evidence.

1. Cincinnati  WR Chris Henry got into an argument with his fiancee while he was in town planning their wedding together. They get into a fight and she tries to drive off in a truck. He chases after and jumps into the truck bed. Woman behind the wheel leads to him flying out. Cops find him dying on the side of the rode because she drove off.

2. One of Tiger’s floozies gets on Good America and talks about their relationship and rough sex among other things. Why? Because she felt betrayed that he had other women in his life. Colbert breaks it down.

Moral of the story: Women are insane.

I’m not exactly sure why I’m looking for random movie clips from GI Joe at 10:30 am.  It had been some time since I saw Van Helsing so I guess I wanted to check in on some of Stephen Sommers work.  I feel like he has really been overshadowed by Michael Bay’s surgence. Check out this clip of Snake Eyes giving physics a ninja kick to the inside of its balls.  When a parked car is rammed into by another, I’m almost positive it explodes into a fiery ruin before contact is even made.

“it works all day and all night.”

update:
I had this conversation the other night.

Buddy: DOOD. I was in the kitchen and I heard this commercial-

Me: ACIPHEX. IT’S ACIPHEX!

Buddy: Yes! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!!11

“Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.”

“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.”

“A ferrofluid is a liquid that reacts to magnetic fields in trippy ways that make you think that science is both magical and potentially evil.”