At first I was like…

A wet blanket on my pity parties.

5 reasons you should be scared of apple.

Ninja deer.

Extra helpings of fail.

Hold up, Brittany just sent a new tweet.

The truth about poo.

Old school rules. And rules.

10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone.

Too soon?

6 insane coincidences

If men wrote women’s mags.

A little dated, but here is Jimmy Kimmel crushing Jay Leno and then explaining himself after Leno went crying to Oprah.

How to suck at Facebook.

Crappy date?

Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?

Free Ride Bird

Super sperm not constrained by the space time moron continuum.

Jesus’s cat

The girlfriend sex tax.

You know it’s time to change your underpants when…

So the lack of posts is due to my busy schedule, burgeoning romances, charity work, 911, playing shameful amounts of Borderlands. Here is a bonus edition of the weekly digg. Because frankly the internet is way more entertaining than I am.

Why we should be eating horses instead of riding them.

The hidden subtext of New Moon has been revealed.

Instinctively you’ve always known cats were crapped out of Satan’s anus. Here is the hard science to prove it. They are also pretty dumb too.

This peek behind the curtain may have you eating in more often.

India Google!

Things your body does that can’t be explained by science.

One stop shopping.

The facts about bottled water.

Extreme cases of lazines

God I wish they were just myths. Here is the appeal of Twilight.

Please please please be real.

Must..have..pie charts.

House in 20 seconds.

The Soviet bear stirs.

Why men should write advice columns.

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

Ask a question, get an answer.

I wish I could sleep so well.

Why exactly were we shocked by our economic crisis?

Would you rather be punched in the testicles or call customer service?

Poignant backhanded feedback.

Star Wars status updates.

China Google!

Religion as a movie.

Too soon?

Customers who bought this item also bought…

Another dose of animal photo bombing.

I shudder when I think what went into that screwdriver.

Grilling hobo style.

Newspaper fail.

Drunk-o-Vision VIII

The human heart

It’s a derivative of a derivative so you know it’s gotta be fresh.

Kanye takes Obama to task.

I’m probably the last American with a full set of teeth not have a Facebook account.  But this may change my mind. Or this.

This needs to be in every husbands playbook.

Flat screen tv fail.

I’ve been holding off forever on getting a new cell phone. I finally found one to match my under-stated sensibilities.

Bionic cop vs Drunk fool

Passionate women only have a casual acquaintance with patience and reason.

So true, so true…

13 things burgular won’t tell you.

Photobomb of the day.

I would watch this version of Twilight.

Another tragic casualty of the recession.

Yes that is cheap.

Market towards your demo.

This street artist has the ability to see the soul.

If you ever had doubts about the Japanese…

Can you imagine latching this to your keychain?

Logic runs into emotion.

Dog vs bug

This is a wingman.

High kick!

A cautionary tale.

Deconstructing the fail of the Black Eyed Peas.

America’s girlfriends propose a solution to our economic quagmire.

A brilliant reminder of what forever looks like.

I guessing the title is “I have 3000 copies of these in my closet.”

“What the hell is this?”

Cool mom? Or coolest mom?

The answer is “No, dear God please no.”

Queue up the Mission: Impossible:: Theme, I think I can take a crack at this.

Circle that Cat. Try not to spend 5 minutes on it.

What your facial hair says about you. Mine says, “I can’t wait til my balls drop.”

Where your money is going. Notables: $118 on reading, $457 on booze, $639 on housekeeping supplies- better be able to play Sudoku on that toilet paper.

This is a 12 story apartment building in China. It fell over.

Who knew the big money was in janitorial services? Curse my college degree and pride.

How has no one adopted Mr. Giggles yet?

I think I judged ballet too soon.

It’s been a while so here is a giant steaming pile of digged goodies:

This shirt comes highly and enthusiastically reviewed.

Facebook: Helping ppl avoid adult conversations since 2002

Should you forward that email?

Who needs CSI when you have stupid criminals?

wikka wikka wow

What tattoo locations reveal about you.

Life Lesson #5 – Fame

Like Dick Clark, this does not get old.

1+1=3.  Give it a minute.

A Capt Obvious sighting.

Moral of the story? F#$% it. If you find yourself in this situation, you probabvly don’t have a strong use for morals.

This can’t end well.

Here is a story of Chinese pedesrian rage. Gangsta.

Here is the totally badicle relationship portion of the digg:

Do girls know they are doing this?  I say yes.

How to get the girl.

How to seduce her.

Introducing the red neck tank top. God help us all.

Queue the clown car music.

The kangaroo uprising has begun.

Me thinks this guy doesn’t get how our judicial system works. I’d like to see how he responds when a cop pulls him over.

Parenting fail.

Lesson #2 in silencing internet scammers.

Things our grandkids will never understand.