A horrible way to commit suicide. It’s just not worth it.

Another reason to avoid McDonalds.

WTF photos that demands explanation.

Cracked breaks down Back to the Future problems like the Zapruder film.

Well played Cup-o-Noodle

7 items that tell people you’re a douche.

Super Mario Bros classed up.

Dog vs vuvuzela

7 classic Disney movies based on R-Rated stories.

No one makes Christians look worse than Christians.

6 things from history everyone pictures incorrectly

Faith Hill photoshopped.

Volcanic lightening

It’s sinsational.

5 ridiculous gun myths everyone believes (thanks to movies)

The 10 most important things they didn’t teach you in school

What it’s like to own an Apple product

The three most common uses of irony

What happens to your body when you drink a Coke

The power of makeup.

Girls drivers, not a stereotype.

How low are these prices?

I’m sure it was just an innocent typo.

“Guarantee your good name.”

“Die magical water snake!”

What your email address says about you.

Pictures caught at the right moment.

Ways to be cool.

What princesses can teach us.

Someone key this immediately.

The male angler fish is boned.

Don’t do drugs!

It’s the same old news.

The sad reality of Ronald McDonald.

Introducing the vampire tampon for all of those South Africans who want to get their rape on.

Take my kids…please.

Is the meter maid the worst kind of fake cop? I got a ticket for being 7 minutes lates. This must break a record for douchey-efficiency.

Under the hood of an iPad.

“Carry along. I don’t mind a little smoke anyhow.”

The 12 biggest rip offs in America.

Ladies, really?

A trailer for every Academy Award winning movie ever.

Walmart weddings

How to get youtube to film you?

Translating ladies’ excuses for being single.

Parenting fails

Breaking down online dating.

I think I’ll be eating my pancakes plain from now on.

Elephant vs croc

Cat breaking the sound barrier.

At first I was like…

A wet blanket on my pity parties.

5 reasons you should be scared of apple.

Ninja deer.

Extra helpings of fail.

Hold up, Brittany just sent a new tweet.

The truth about poo.

Old school rules. And rules.

10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone.

Too soon?

6 insane coincidences

If men wrote women’s mags.

A little dated, but here is Jimmy Kimmel crushing Jay Leno and then explaining himself after Leno went crying to Oprah.

How to suck at Facebook.

Crappy date?

Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?

Free Ride Bird

Super sperm not constrained by the space time moron continuum.

Jesus’s cat

The girlfriend sex tax.

You know it’s time to change your underpants when…

So the lack of posts is due to my busy schedule, burgeoning romances, charity work, 911, playing shameful amounts of Borderlands. Here is a bonus edition of the weekly digg. Because frankly the internet is way more entertaining than I am.

Why we should be eating horses instead of riding them.

The hidden subtext of New Moon has been revealed.

Instinctively you’ve always known cats were crapped out of Satan’s anus. Here is the hard science to prove it. They are also pretty dumb too.

This peek behind the curtain may have you eating in more often.

India Google!

Things your body does that can’t be explained by science.

One stop shopping.

The facts about bottled water.

Extreme cases of lazines

God I wish they were just myths. Here is the appeal of Twilight.

Please please please be real.

Must..have..pie charts.

House in 20 seconds.

The Soviet bear stirs.

Why men should write advice columns.

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

Ask a question, get an answer.

I wish I could sleep so well.

Why exactly were we shocked by our economic crisis?

Would you rather be punched in the testicles or call customer service?

Poignant backhanded feedback.

Star Wars status updates.

China Google!

Religion as a movie.

Too soon?

Customers who bought this item also bought…

Another dose of animal photo bombing.

I shudder when I think what went into that screwdriver.

Grilling hobo style.

Newspaper fail.

Drunk-o-Vision VIII

The human heart

It’s a derivative of a derivative so you know it’s gotta be fresh.

Kanye takes Obama to task.