I’m probably the last American with a full set of teeth not have a Facebook account. But this may change my mind. Or this.
This needs to be in every husbands playbook.
I’ve been holding off forever on getting a new cell phone. I finally found one to match my under-stated sensibilities.
Passionate women only have a casual acquaintance with patience and reason.
I would watch this version of Twilight.
Another tragic casualty of the recession.
Yes that is cheap.
Market towards your demo.
This street artist has the ability to see the soul.
If you ever had doubts about the Japanese…
Can you imagine latching this to your keychain?
Deconstructing the fail of the Black Eyed Peas.
America’s girlfriends propose a solution to our economic quagmire.
A brilliant reminder of what forever looks like.
I guessing the title is “I have 3000 copies of these in my closet.”
Cool mom? Or coolest mom?
The answer is “No, dear God please no.”
Queue up the Mission: Impossible:: Theme, I think I can take a crack at this.
Circle that Cat. Try not to spend 5 minutes on it.
What your facial hair says about you. Mine says, “I can’t wait til my balls drop.”
Where your money is going. Notables: $118 on reading, $457 on booze, $639 on housekeeping supplies- better be able to play Sudoku on that toilet paper.
This is a 12 story apartment building in China. It fell over.
Who knew the big money was in janitorial services? Curse my college degree and pride.
How has no one adopted Mr. Giggles yet?
It’s been a while so here is a giant steaming pile of digged goodies:
This shirt comes highly and enthusiastically reviewed.
Facebook: Helping ppl avoid adult conversations since 2002
Should you forward that email?
Who needs CSI when you have stupid criminals?
What tattoo locations reveal about you.
Like Dick Clark, this does not get old.
1+1=3. Give it a minute.
Moral of the story? F#$% it. If you find yourself in this situation, you probabvly don’t have a strong use for morals.
Here is a story of Chinese pedesrian rage. Gangsta.
Here is the totally badicle relationship portion of the digg:
Do girls know they are doing this? I say yes.
Introducing the red neck tank top. God help us all.
Queue the clown car music.
The kangaroo uprising has begun.
Me thinks this guy doesn’t get how our judicial system works. I’d like to see how he responds when a cop pulls him over.
Lesson #2 in silencing internet scammers.
Of the lessons a father can teach his son, these are the greatest.
Much slower than a speeding bullet.
Let’s hear it for the underdog.
Here’s some perspective on Mother Earth.
I’m sure it was the citation that taught this woman her lesson.
Chicks dig gutsy right?
If your IM buddy list was honest
Show me that smile again, and again…and again.
If TV science was more like real science
The 10 coolest foreign words the english language needs.
Interesting ad strategy: begging
The realities of fast food vs advertising.
I guess this is one way to get your defensive driving class canceled.
The reason why Koreans are whizzes at math- motivation and practical application.
You may not have realized it but your business card sucks, or that a business card can double for spray tan and ripped stone washed jeans.
The ‘D’ is Disney stands for derivative.
Here is the audio of the Einstein who called 911 because she was locked in her car.
The 5 most popular safety laws (that don’t work)
14 of the worst celebrity plastic surgeries.
The 19 worst drive thru foods in America. It’s depressing how many of these I actually eat.
This is why I never go to the movies- this and I just can’t decide between gems like Knowing, Hannah Montana: The Movie and Fast and Furious.
Here is a heart attack to go.
This a breakdown of how Time Warner plans to bone you.
From the growing archives of people are batsh*t stupid mouthbreathers:
1. 911: Help! I’m locked in my car
4. How do I turn my monitor into a mirror?
World facts that I’m not sure fascinates or depresses me.
Finally documentation for one of my biggest pet peeves.
Owls, graceful, majestic and OH MY GOD KILL THEM KILL THEM NOW!
A bit of hypocrisy that surprises no one.
Scenes from the Fargo flooding.
Shrimp have acquired Predator camo tech.
Man foils bank robbery after assuming it was an April Fools prank.
Check out the bathtub.
For those of you who don’t get Twitter, here’s a cartoon.
Wow, these Nigerian scammers have gotten so ballsy they don’t even bother with denials.
6 Reasons North Korea is the Funniest Evil
Here are great photos of the abandoned wasteland of Chernobyl.
“Porn sting goes to the dogs” or “Alcohol is the fancypants name for Crazy Ass Juice.”
Citibank is in need of rebranding starting with this news anchor.
I always love me a good deal.
Don’t skimp on the most important meal of the day; especially if you operate heavy machinery.
Check out these mellons.
