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This website is phase 1 in my plans for global domination. Phase 2 involves a four episode stint on American Idol. I'm sure phase 3 will come to me sometime meditating on the poreclin throne of truth and reconciliation. Viva la revolucion! I can be flamed here.



Chamber of Fame

Quotes from my mom
"Your dad has a brand name Coochie wallet."
"Make sure the microwave is on defogger so the meat doesn't cook."
"There are a lot of suckers out there. It's like a big frog hopping in the street and you think you can catch it and boil it in a pot. There's no such thing as a free lunch."
"Sometimes I would've shot your father dead if I had a gun, but I have never once regretted marrying him."
"The blackman toothpaste is very popular in Hong Kong. The advertising theory is 'see how white the black man's teeth?' Most people probably think the black man's teeth is black."
"That girl was screaming bloody mary."
"That guy in Titanic really made it big, Leoni Capriati."
"Band of Brothers is just like Saving Private Benjamin."
"Use the lego to get your soup."
"There were pieces and bits everywhere."
"For the light of my life I can't figure it out."
"The sleeping pill totally knock me out. I was so gocky."
"Whoever made that has a lot of guts and galls."
"I thought the peace sign is the Mercedes Benz symbol."
"Payton is so cute. He is the apple in my eye."
"What's that coming down? Is it copeetie?" (confetti)


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