This site has already demanded international acclaim. Here's what anybody who's anybody had to say:


"The only way this website could be any sweeter is if ninjas were battling kittens."
- Winston Churchill



"This blog is so hot your computer is melting from just being here and your pimples are exploding in shame." - Nelson Mandela



"It's as if Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff were playing chess...to the death!"
- Alan Greenspan



"I can fart in 3 different languages."
- Kofi Annan



"I'll take Jap anus relations for $400"
- Sir Sean Connery



"My husband is a man-whore."
- Hillary Clinton



"I will thrash on my zither as I am rolling around in my Ranger Rover sipping my bling."
- Osama bin Laden



"Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material. "
- actual quote from Senator Ted Stevens, in charge of Internet regulation