This rating scale isn't based on just animation or deep metaphoric themes and crap like that. Was the story good and how badly did I want to watch the entire entire series in one sitting?

05: I only got up to pee and microwave food (Fullmetal Alchemist)
04: Like my BM when I don't drink enough water: solid (Scrapped Princess)
03: Entertaining enough on a lazy Sunday afternoon (Full Metal Panic!)
02: Not worth my time or bandwidth (Kimi Ga Nozomu Eien)
01: I'd rather watch Pokemon (MD Geist)