This rating scale isn't based on artistic quality and beauty. Rather this is based on how much I enjoyed it and was entertained. So don't be surprised if you see me give Dumb and Dumber a 5 and American Splendor only a 1.

05: Transcendental; like a prime rib cooked by a hot chick (Band of Brothers)
04: Worth the price of admission; or at least the bandwidth (Batman Begins)
03: No regrets; like when I killed those 4 bowls of Chuy's salsa (Fog of War)
02: The perfect movie; if it's 2am on basic cable and with a little skin (Crank)
01: Part of my soul died while watching this (3000 Miles to Graceland)