This rating scale isn't based on artistic quality
and beauty. Rather this is based on how much I enjoyed it and was entertained.
So don't be surprised if you see me give Dumb and Dumber a 5 and American
Splendor only a 1.
05: Transcendental; like a prime rib cooked by
a hot chick (Band of Brothers)
04: Worth the price of admission; or at least the bandwidth (Batman
Begins)
03: No regrets; like when I killed those 4 bowls of Chuy's salsa (Fog
of War)
02: The perfect movie; if it's 2am on basic cable and with a little
skin (Crank)
01: Part of my soul died while watching this (3000 Miles to Graceland)