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Television Preview
is a bait and switch scam
Disclaimer: I have no hard evidence of this, just my experience.
On Television Preview's website they describe themselves this way:
"Television Preview® has been in operation for over 25 years
with the sole purpose of testing material being considered for broadcast.
By participating in the Television Preview screening event, you have
the opportunity to directly influence what you may see on television
in the future. You will be participating along with people from across
the globe."
I'm a tv junkie so when I got an invite in the mail to participate in
a test group for some tv pilots I thought it would be cool. It turned
out to be a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I showed up at a Ramada Inn with a couple of friends and we along with
about 100 people were told that even though these pilots were a little
dated, the producers were thinking of updating and then airing them.
The 2 pilots we watched were actually more than 10 years old. The cell
phones were the size of burritos and one of the shows starred a Golden
Girl.
I started to become a little suspicious when the first thing we had
to do was fill out a lengthy survey on various household and food snacks.
Before we watched the first pilot we were told that there would be commercials
because they wanted to "simulate an actual television experience."
The first pilot was called "Soul Mates" starring Kim Raver
(Jack Bauer's girlfriend) and Robert Knepper (Prison Break's T-Bag).
The premise was that a psychiatrist has a patient she believes to have
been a lover from a former life. They become romantically involved and
she discovers that she is now somehow caught up in some big corporate
conspiracy. I'd say it was like a horribly cheesy and cliched Hallmark
movie of the week, but that would be insulting to Hallmark. It was so
bad the audience laughed more than during the sitcom pilot.
When it was over we answered about 10 very basic questions about it
like:
Did you like the female character? Yes or No
At the end there were 2 lines for additional comments but we were given
about 5 seconds before they turned the lights off and started showing
more commercials.
The second pilot was a sitcom called "Dads" about a group
of divorced fathers, starring C Thomas Howell and Rue McClanahan. All
of the jokes fell flat and the kids were all ultra precocious and creepy.
Just like after the first show we answered the same yes or no questions
and weren't even given time for additional comments. This was because
we had to do another product survey.
After that we watched just commercials for a bit. Then for the next
hour the moderator guided us through an exhaustive questionaire about
the different products in the commercials. I've never answered so many
questions about how often I buy, what brands do I buy, how many times
I eat, how many times I think I will eat, how often I think I will buy
hot breakfast cereal. We did this for toilet paper and shampoo and other
crap.
The next day when I'm at work I get a call from UNKNOWN on my cell phone.
I don't usually answer calls from unknown sources but they kept calling
every 10 minutes. I finally answer and it's from a company working for
Television Preview. I'm then questioned extensively about the commercials
I saw the night before. What kind of shampoo was it? What were the girls
doing? What kind of formula was in the shampoo? What color were the
labels?
Finally I tell the guy that I signed uo to talk about the pilots and
not the products, but he tells me that his job is to only discuss the
commercials.
I'm pretty ticked about this whole experience. My guess is that Television
Preview buys some really old pilots that have been passed on that will
never be aired, but have recognizable actors. They then lure people
in under the guise of it being a test group for tv shows when it's really
an extremely detailed product survey.
Basically Television Preview is making off like bandits because all
they have to pay for is a large room while they gain lucrative product
information that they sell. The participants in exchange use up their
Saturday night watching 2 horrible shows and spending a couple of hours
filling out surveys on toothpaste and then get harrassed the next day.
And the only refreshments they provided were pitchers of water because
"they found that actual snacks were too distracting" (and
cost money).
If you get an invitation from Television Preview in the mail, take a
dump in it and mark "return to sender."
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