A little dated, but here is Jimmy Kimmel crushing Jay Leno and then explaining himself after Leno went crying to Oprah.
Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
Super sperm not constrained by the space time moron continuum.
You know it’s time to change your underpants when…
Please please redeem the part of my childhood that Michael Bay shat on.
Just when my spider veins were about to reach out and strangle me, I got up and did some work. Re-designed my portfolio. Essentially trying to put a shine on a turd.
“Sometimes, it’s the boring stuff I remember the most.”
So the lack of posts is due to my busy schedule, burgeoning romances, charity work, 911, playing shameful amounts of Borderlands. Here is a bonus edition of the weekly digg. Because frankly the internet is way more entertaining than I am.
Why we should be eating horses instead of riding them.
The hidden subtext of New Moon has been revealed.
Instinctively you’ve always known cats were crapped out of Satan’s anus. Here is the hard science to prove it. They are also pretty dumb too.
This peek behind the curtain may have you eating in more often.
Things your body does that can’t be explained by science.
The facts about bottled water.
“No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy, the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child.”
What related costs are we talking about?
Two pieces of anecdotal evidence.
1. Cincinnati WR Chris Henry got into an argument with his fiancee while he was in town planning their wedding together. They get into a fight and she tries to drive off in a truck. He chases after and jumps into the truck bed. Woman behind the wheel leads to him flying out. Cops find him dying on the side of the rode because she drove off.
2. One of Tiger’s floozies gets on Good America and talks about their relationship and rough sex among other things. Why? Because she felt betrayed that he had other women in his life. Colbert breaks it down.
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Moral of the story: Women are insane.
God I wish they were just myths. Here is the appeal of Twilight.
Please please please be real.
House in 20 seconds.
The Soviet bear stirs.
Why men should write advice columns.
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.
Ask a question, get an answer.
I wish I could sleep so well.
Why exactly were we shocked by our economic crisis?
Would you rather be punched in the testicles or call customer service?
Star Wars status updates.
I’m not exactly sure why I’m looking for random movie clips from GI Joe at 10:30 am. It had been some time since I saw Van Helsing so I guess I wanted to check in on some of Stephen Sommers work. I feel like he has really been overshadowed by Michael Bay’s surgence. Check out this clip of Snake Eyes giving physics a ninja kick to the inside of its balls. When a parked car is rammed into by another, I’m almost positive it explodes into a fiery ruin before contact is even made.
